What you're actually getting
Soft, durable cotton tees that get better with age. Not another cheap polyester blend that dies in six months.
Comfort for actual work
Whether you're deep in a code review or surviving another all-hands, our tees work in meetings and outside them. Soft enough for comfort. Precise enough for credibility.
Customer service that doesn't suck
Got a question? Email us. We'll respond like reasonable adults with actual information. No phone trees. No chatbots asking if you've tried restarting it.
Customer service that doesn't suck
Got a question? Email us. We'll respond like reasonable adults with actual information. No phone trees. No chatbots asking if you've tried restarting it.
FAQ
Where are you located?
AsocialPenguinLabs is an Estonia-based company. We print our t-shirts right in the USA. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.
For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.
Do you ship internationally?
Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping rate at the checkout.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's exciting journey!
What size would fit me best?
We know sizing can be tricky, that's why we have a handy size chart on every product page. We even have a handy tool that will help you choose!
What materials are your products made of?
We use high-quality, comfortable materials for all our tees—soft enough for back-to-back meetings, durable enough to survive production environments, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you'll find the full specs on each product page.