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Penguin Catching Null T-Shirt

Color: Charcoal
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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★★★★★ Over 2,000+ Tech Tees Sold

High-Quality Materials

100% ring-spun cotton. Pre-shrunk because we test in production.

4.5 oz—breathable during standups, substantial enough to survive the full release cycle.

True-to-size unisex fit. Backward compatible with your entire wardrobe. Zero breaking changes.

Low maintenance by design. Handles repeated wash cycles without incident. No manual override needed.

Easy Care Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

  • Cold water only (hot water is unnecessary and causes shrinkage)
  • Turn inside out before washing (protects the graphic from friction damage)
  • Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is quality, keep it that way
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your light-colored items
  • Gentle cycle preferred, but standard works fine

Drying Instructions:

  • Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture
  • Tumble dry low (optional): If using a dryer, select low heat or delicate setting
  • Remove promptly: Take the shirt out as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles

Additional Tips:

  • Avoid bleach or harsh detergents—they fade the color
  • Skip fabric softeners—they affect the shirt's texture
  • If ironing: turn inside out or use a pressing cloth to protect the print
  • Or just don't iron. Also works.

Low maintenance by design.

Fast Shipping & Easy Returns

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)

Free shipping on orders over $75 because we value efficiency.

Orders ship within 7 business days—we're not rushing the process, and neither should you. Once it leaves our facility, USPS handles the rest. Delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders take 6 business days to arrive from the moment an order is placed.

Track it obsessively or forget it exists entirely. Both approaches are valid.

Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

We want you to actually wear this. If something arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we'll resolve it—that's on us.

The terms:

  • Damaged or defective items: Full refund, no questions asked.
  • 30 days from purchase date to notify us.
  • Item must be unused and in original condition.
  • Contact us at asocialpenguinlabs@gmail.com - actual humans respond.

Not accepting:

  • "Changed my mind" returns on worn items
  • Size exchanges

We're not a large corporation optimizing for growth metrics. If there's a legitimate issue, just email us. We're all just trying to navigate this without unnecessary friction.

Policy subject to change, but we'll keep it reasonable.

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What you're actually getting

Soft, durable cotton tees that get better with age. Not another cheap polyester blend that dies in six months.

Comfort for actual work

Whether you're deep in a code review or surviving another all-hands, our tees work in meetings and outside them. Soft enough for comfort. Precise enough for credibility.

Customer service that doesn't suck

Got a question? Email us. We'll respond like reasonable adults with actual information. No phone trees. No chatbots asking if you've tried restarting it.

Customer service that doesn't suck

Got a question? Email us. We'll respond like reasonable adults with actual information. No phone trees. No chatbots asking if you've tried restarting it.

FAQ

Where are you located?

AsocialPenguinLabs is an Estonia-based company. We print our t-shirts right in the USA. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping rate at the checkout.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's exciting journey!

What size would fit me best?

We know sizing can be tricky, that's why we have a handy size chart on every product page. We even have a handy tool that will help you choose!

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfortable materials for all our tees—soft enough for back-to-back meetings, durable enough to survive production environments, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you'll find the full specs on each product page.