Wholesale Inquiries

AsocialPenguinLabs Wholesale Rates:

Equipping your entire team with precisely crafted humor?

We understand bulk ordering. We've been in procurement meetings. We know the drill.

Volume discounts are automatic — no approval chains, no three-week lead times, just codes that work at checkout. Orders ship free and can be any combination of designs, styles, colors, and sizes. Because we assume you know what your team needs.

Discount structure:

10+ Items = Save 10% with code "WHOLESALE10"
25+ Items = Save 15% with code "WHOLESALE25"
50+ Items = Save 25% with code "WHOLESALE50"
100+ Items = Save 30% with code "WHOLESALE100"

Need something larger or have questions?

Contact us at asocialpenguinlabs@gmail.com and we'll respond within 24 hours. No unnecessary back-and-forth. Just the information you need.